Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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