i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I know her cup size but not her name....
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