the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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