her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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