Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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