So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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