i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
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