How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
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