It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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