No stitches, just platelets and will power
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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