His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
You are the jesus of drinking
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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