Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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