Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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