Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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