Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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