I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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