summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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