Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I still have a little drunk in my system
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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