I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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