Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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