I feel like I'm in dance class right now
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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