i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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