If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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