): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
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