Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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