i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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