I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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