I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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