Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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