woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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