...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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