with your own penis?
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
The Olympian is in my bed
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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