i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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