that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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