I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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