I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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