Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
she peed on how many people?
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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