hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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