I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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