wat bout pragnant strippers??
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
