I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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