when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Randomize
