Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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