how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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