I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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