Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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