p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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