I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
We need to feng shui this bitch.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Randomize
