i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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