Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
The ass gains better be worth it
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