Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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