what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
