He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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