I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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