I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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